I don't even have a title for this one...

                I sooooo don't want to be here at work. I need to be shopping for a new keyboard. Like a dummy I was drinking near my computer (and clumsy people just shouldn't do crazy things like that) and I wasted the gingerale I was drinking all over my keyboard!
                Okay, what really happened? I was experimenting. I sprinkled less than a tablespoon of Kool-Aid in the gingerale bottle and all of a sudden a volcano erupted, LOL! Before I knew it soda was everywhere and there was no stopping it! At first, my keyboard worked because I played Sims 2 for about an hour and was able to type in some cheat codes, LOL. But then, when I logged off the game, I went to go on the internet and type something, and the keyboard went nuts! For example, I'd type a "g" and it would look like gtgtgt! One little "g" gave me all that.
                So I shook the keyboard up a bit, but that was no improvement. At first all the keys worked, but on the screen I would see twelve letters when I only pressed one, LOL. But now the "qwertyuiop" row doesn't work, the shift key doesn't work, the cap key doesn't work, the control and alt keys don't work, the backspace key won't work, the enter key won't work, and what's really scary was that figures were coming on the screen when I wasn't even typing! Needless to say; immediately after work I'm heading to Best Buy to get me a new keyboard!
                The other thing that's kinda pissing me off, LOL, is that I think I have to get my vehicle emissions test done today. I say 'I think' because I keep calling the VEIP office, and no one is answering the dang phone! What's wrong with everybody!? Am I the only person at work today!? I don't think so! I just want to find out the exact date of my test, but since no one is cooperating, I'm just going to go in and take the test today - and pray that I'm not waiting for a decade and a half - and pray that nothing has been suspended!